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Your Jingle Sucks

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Before I moved into marketing, I flirted with a career as a songwriter. I’d been playing music since the age of 15, when I discovered an old dusty guitar in the guest room down the hall. I got it tuned, taught myself to play, and started on my new life path: rock stardom.

As I got older, went through college, and learned more about the world, I began to realize that my dream of making millions to rock wasn’t going to happen. Which was ok with me. I’d met enough musicians to know that even moderate levels of success required constant travel, getting screwed by shady club owners, and having more than the occasional audience completely ignore you. Not to mention willingly taking the emotional sucker punch that writing a good (or even a bad) song can be.

But I did learn quite a bit during those years. One of the biggest lessons I learned was the importance of a simple, singable melody. Called the ‘hook’ in popular music, it’s the piece of the song that gets stuck in your head. It’s the thing that keeps you and your music fresh in someone’s mind.

Jingle Bells

Which brings me to advertising jingles. When written well, they can be very powerful. Think of the McDonald’s jingle. It’s short, it’s catchy, and like it or not, every time you hear it you’ll think of McDonald’s.

That’s a jingle that knows how to do it’s job. Contrary to many of the meandering, cram-as-much-info-into-this-melody-as-we-can jingles we hear around the Capital Region. No, they’re not all bad, but there are some real stinkers out there.

If you are using a jingle as part of your marketing message, I’d simply ask this “Why a Jingle?” Especially now that the Internet gives us loads of messaging options, your money may be better spent on another tactic.

Grade Your Jingle

I’d also suggest you grade your jingle using the following criteria:

1. Is it Catchy?  Did you need to hear it more than twice before it got stuck in your head? If so, it’s probably not catchy enough to work.

2. Is it Unique?  Does it sound like another jingle out there? Was it made with the same old stock soundbeds that have been used for ages? If the answer is yes, you lose. You will not be remembered.

3. Does it Set a Mood?  The  McDonald’s jingle has a happy feel to it. Coupled with a line like “I’m Lovin’ It”, the commercials feel carefree. How does your music feel? If you can’t put some positive adjectives to it, your customers can’t either.

4. Is it Simple?  Musical complexity can be a beautiful thing. But in a 30 second spot, there’s just no room for it. If you want complexity and surprise, listen to Bach. If you want to move widgets, keep it as simple as possible.

5. What’s Would Bob Dylan Do?  If you’re using lyrics in your jingle, take a good hard look at the central message, and run it through the WWBDD test. If your message requires elaboration, you lose your audience. Think simple. Think “The Answer is Blowing in the Wind.” Think “You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go”. Think “It’s all over now Baby Blue”.

At the very least, just think.

A Good Start in SEO

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Google didn’t get so powerful by being a “pretty good” search engine. They got powerful because they consistently come through on their promise to deliver the most relevant results to searchers.

One of the ways they continue to deliver relevant results, even as the internet gets more and more crowded, is by evaluating a site’s written content for things like keywords and semantically related phrases. Generally speaking, it’s safe to say that having a lot of great written content that features your keywords and their related phrases will push you higher on a Google results page.

So what’s your best SEO strategy? A good way to start is to choose a few keywords that you can own (at least locally) and fill your site with informative content that features your keywords.

{If you need a little help getting started, don’t forget that I’m giving away SEO evaluations for free this month.}

Actually Free Credit Reports

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Just wanted to pass along the good deed done by Seth Stevenson in his Ad Report Card blog  for Slate Magazine.

You’ve probably seen the ads for FreeCreditReport.com. They feature a 20-something guy singing songs about his poor credit, and wishing he’d taken the time to visit FCR.com. The songs are clever, and the promise implied by the title of the website is obvious.

But it isn’t true.

FCR.com is actually a sales page, built to sell you a paid monthly service. You can get a free report from them (or so they say), but only if you buy what they’re selling.

If you actually want a copy of your credit report for free, and with no strings attached, visit www.AnnualCreditReport.com.

To publicize AnnualCreditReport.com, The Federal Trade Comission has released a few Public Service Announcements that poke fun at the FCR.com ads. (You can see them here and here.) As Stevenson’s article points out, they’re not as clever as their source material. But what they lack in slick writing, they more than make up for by actually delivering what they promise. I’ve used it myself, and encouraged my friends to as well.